"Dinner with Cyber-Heather".
As happens whenever I prepare a recipe calling for wine, I have drunk (drank?) two glasses of Sauvignon Blanc in the course of preparing my evening meal. Two glasses of anything alcoholic will, obviously, do two things: a) weaken my grammatical and spelling abilities, and b) improve my creative abilities.
So, I was thinking as I was preparing this evening's Chicken Amandine, (and as I often do when preparing a simple, but delicious recipe from the Ultimate Southern Living Cookbook), that I want to have a dinner party.
Now, my house is not a grand house for entertaining. It is in a perpetual state of run-down-ed-ness. You know, cabinet doors missing, leaky roof, old and chipped servingware. . . but it is WARM and generally comfortable unless you're over 6'1" or have an aversion to cats. So a dinner party among like-souls is something I find appealing-- even for all of the work it would entail and the demands it would place upon myself as a host/cook. (I am but a newbie to both worlds).
But when I think of a guest list, I find there are a few people in the immediate local area I'd like to have involved. . . various guild members such as Dave and Lynn, Michael and John, Kat. . . and then Andrew, James, Alicia. . . and then Tom and his wife and Randi . . . and then my friends Sergio and Ryan (both of whom I need to meet for drinks soon).. . . and then Craig and Terrie. . . already it's too big for my little place. And that's not even including Christine and Jag. . . . and random other people I'd like to have over to dinner someday.
So then I think of EVERYONE I'd like to have at a dinner party. . . the people I want to be with for an evening. (I think I can thank Lauri for this and her mention of having the girls over for movie and a dinner). . . I really can't imagine my ultimate dinner party without Alyson and Laurilyn. And Brooke. That's just a given.
But if i'm going for my ULTIMATE dinner party among my acquaintance, it would have to include Cat (Not Kat). . . I mean, Kat would be invited; I'm distinguishing between Cat and Kat. . . you know!. . .
And then opens up the list from donwoodonline.com. . . Respighi Mahler. . . Red Nellie. . . Beebalm. . . Martha. . . Michelle. . . LMNOP (there's no way I can spell out her screenname. . . I'm finishing my third glass of wine!). . . . oh, yeah. . . and of course Don and his various friends who know nothing of me but whose blogs I read. . . .
Well, you can see that the list has grown HUGE and will continue to grow exponentially as I continue down this train of thought.
SOOOOOOO. . . my brain automatically went to the IN-TOR-NET, as Don calls it. I thought, "WE SHOULD HAVE A VIRTUAL DINNER-PARTY!". Multiple locations, multiple dinner parties, all webcast online via webcam!. It would be easy for the west coasters to do a simulcast. . . . Alyson hosts one in WA, Lauri hosts one in OR (after she gets a 'puter at home), Cat and I cover the Californios. . . . We check in with each other at designated times. Share menus. Comment on the movie of choice for the evening. . . . watch each other get drunk. . . .
The NOLA and NY parties would have to be on some sort of a time delay. . . like a post-show party or something, beginning at 10 p.m., but I'm not sure that would be a problem with anyone.
But you see what I mean. . . in my currently drunken stupor. . . THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!!!
Okay, I'm off for some banana pudding. :D