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November 29, 2007

Overheard in my house

Upon my mother's asking for a second helping of oatmeal this morning:

"Bah!  Do you realize that if the poor orphans of the Victorian era received this much oatmeal every morning they would never have died off so quickly?  The British Empire would never have fallen. British technologies would have made advancements fifty years faster than they did.  Brittania would still rule the waves.  My God, Mom, If Oliver had had this much oatmeal every morning, he would never have had to ask for more.  And where, then, would musical theatre be today?"

And, in an unrelated note, how is it that Project Runway designers don't know how to pin things so that the pins don't show?  What kind of morons are they recruiting these days?

November 27, 2007

Victoria Magazine Renewed

Stopping the checkout aisle of the grocery store, I look up and see an old-familiar friend:  Victoria Magazine.  The charming periodical highlighting vintage elegance is back after several years off the stands six times a year. 

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I have kept several issues from the 1990's and looked through them fondly from time to time when coming across them in my storage shed.  But until I perused this new issue, I hadn't realized how much this magazine informed my sensibilities as I grew into womanhood. 

It was founded in 1988, my sophomore year in high school.  I was already a bit of a junkie of historical novels, having grown up with LIttle Women, Anne of Green Gables, and Little House on the Prairie. But when Victoria came out, it just seemed to fit what I was about. 

I remember reading in it once that the trick to wearing vintage clothing in a modern context was to have just one or two pieces that recalled a by-gone era, thus giving the aspect of a throwback without being too specific.   I took that to heart when buying dance dresses and jewelry.

My love of pretty costumes now. . . so many years after the fact. . . makes perfect sense in the context of my love of Victoria magazine. I always wished I could wear some of the lush fabrics and styles featured in the magazine.  Perhaps someday I'll be skilled enough to make a few wearable garments for holidays and special occasions. 

I was also an avid reader (hello, English major!), so the quotes from 18th and 19th century authors were recorded in my spiral notebooks and looked up the next time I was in the library at school. Occasionally I had to go to the city library, of course, bit it was a good primer for a high school girl who will be reading a lot of Victorian literature in a few years. 

I was also reminded of how the magazine reinforced my love of letter writing. . . something I've lost in the last few years.  And sadly so. I actually first read Alexandra Stoddard's essays on the epistolary life which led to pouring over her book like a bible of letter-writing-virtue.

Stoddard's essay in this new issue made me realize how much I've missed my little desk overlooking my yard where I would write letters to my grandmother, my German pen-pals, my boyfriend (who was also a letter writer and lived in L.A.). 

Obviously, this led to a late 90's morphing into blogging and e-mail correspondence, but I still miss the joy I took in my pens and the best stationery I could afford-- usually Cranes cotton paper in robins egg blue.

So, yes, I rejoice in the return of Victoria Magazine.  And you should, too.

November 25, 2007

The Victorian Grand Ball was fantabulous!  It has me geared up for the various other events I'll be attending in the next two months.  Here is my favorite pic from the weekend.  (Other pics are available HERE )

Kat (salemkat) paying the bill at Denny's:
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Post Pie Party Post (HA!!)

posted by Alyson and Laurilyn (and Mac and Bryan)

Alyson: Okay, it's after midnight.  We have to post.  What would you write on Heather's blog if you had to?
Bryan: MORE BEER!!
Mac: I don't read Heather's blog enough to know her style.
Lauri: It's OUR style.  It's US.
Mac: Then why do I gotta answer.  Shoooo---

[drunken silence]

Alyson: Um...What was my original question?
Mac:  What would...what write...if I was?  I don't know, my answer was inadequate so you told me to shut up.  They won't get what I say.
Lauri: These are smart readers, they'll get it.
Mac: They might be smart, but they're not me.

[more drunken silence and watching of Simpsons, The Movie]

Alyson:
This isn't working.  We're useless.  WHAT are we going to blog?  What were you saying, Mac?
Mac: Fine, make me the jackass.  You just gotta put a microphone on me.  I'M a blog.
Alyson:  Whaaa...?
Bryan: [hiccup]
Lauri:  I don't know, Alyson, I don't listen to him half the time.
Mac: You just tell these stories of tonight in a blog.  You mean this isn't as good as irony?  It was this that we were talking about and the whole party and tonight.

Alyson: [typing]  I'm afraid I'm misrepresenting you, Mac.  WHAT did you say?
Mac: That's okay.  I'm stupider than, whatever, you know.  As long as its funny.  If its not funny I'm not down for it.
Alyson: Okay.  I'm REALLY misrepresenting you now, Mac.
Mac:  You used the "self-defecating" thing, didn't you?   
Alyson: Actually, I didn't.  But NOW I am.  Okay, uh, how do you spell defecating?
Laurilyn: D-E-F-A...no, no...it's D-E-F-E, because it has feces in it.
Bryan: Aaaaaannnd...Heather will NEVER ask you to blog for her again.
Mac: It was self-DEPrecating that I meant.  HA!!  That's hilarious that I said DEFECATING!!

November 24, 2007

Still...

posted by Alyson

[Heya, folks. It's well past midnight so I'm going to go ahead and post as neither Lauri nor I may get another chance to do so for the 24th.  I'll be busy with last-minute party details and Lauri, along with Great Guy Mac, will be en route from Portland.  After that we'll probably be too busy shoving our pie holes with, uh, PIE to take time out. We'll make sure to post at least once more by the end of the weekend, though.]

Today we've been busy straightening and cleaning and taking care of various chores in preparation for the pie party.  Nothing very fun or interesting or exciting; however, I did take particular joy in ironing my newly purchased vintage linen tablecloth.  I live in a small town known for its antique shops and, on a whim, I dropped in to my favorite spot last week and found an adorable little tablecloth printed with apples and blueberries.  It's really nothing super special or valuable...quite the same as every other tablecloth your grandmother had in her kitchen.

But, oh!  I truly love it so.  So perfect and sweet.  And I took such joy in the simple, mundane task of pressing this tablecloth.  Took extra care straightening the edges and corners, went back over each section to flatten every last little pucker.  And wished that LINENS were still made of LINEN...hell, I'd settle for a decent quality cotton.

Ten years ago--even five years ago--I would have scoffed at such a domestic task.   But I truly enjoyed the quiet of that perfect moment...

Listening to the tsssshhhhhhhhhaaaaa of the iron steaming on the dampened fabric.

Breathing the hot smell of crisp linen. 

Thinking about where this particular tablecloth came from, the meals served on it, the tables it's graced. 

Reveling in the stillness...and in being still.

November 23, 2007

PS~

This means Alyson and Laurilyn will have to give you all a post this weekend.  Hopefully about Alyson's Holiday Pie Party. . . . cocktails and pie can make for an explosive combination!!

Thanksgiving

Well, we thought we were going to have a quiet, uneventful Thanksgiving-- just five people total.  But a series of borderline mortifying things occurred throughout the evening to make it as memorable as ever. 

I am Thankful for my Family.  Yes, I am. 

As I sent my Dad (who is in WA) an update of the evening, I don't feel the need to go into it here.  There are some family nuances too delicate to expose here until they are well in the past.  Which, they are not. 

So, today I'm finishing up a few things before heading to Pasadena for the Victorian Grand Ball tomorrow. 

Woot Woot!

November 21, 2007

One cannot post daily unless one has internet access.  Which I didn't over the last 2 and a half days.  Something with the cabling in my neighborhood.  And since I don't live in a town with any cafes offering free wifi, I was in a black hole of internet use. 

It was a niggling annoyance, mostly because I couldn't e-mail a bunch of people to tell them my internet was down.  A few years back, this would have sent me into a tail spin.  But in this instance, I was forced to work on my gown for the Victorian Grand Ball in Pasadena this weekend.  Which is done.  I will post pics later today. 

I am glad to see, however, that Laurilyn picked up the ball and posted for you all yesterday-- even if just to cross pollinate Cat's blog.  Which we all know I like cross pollination, anyway, so  .. . hey. . .  Fut the wuck.


November 20, 2007

Just for Cat

posted by Laurilyn

Hi Cat  (and all other readers)!  Sorry, Heather, for making use of your blog but I am too impatient to sign up for a gmail account so cannot post a comment on Cat's blog.  But my dear Cat, they are called Spoonerisms, those things when you reverse the sounds of two words, like "tourban balking" or "pumach stumped." 

According to www.answers.com, a Spoonerism is:

a phrase in which the initial consonants of two words have been swapped over, creating an amusing new expression. It takes its name from the Revd W. A. Spooner (1844–1930), Warden of New College, Oxford. His reputed utterances, like the accusation that a student had ‘hissed my mystery lectures’, appear to have been inadvertent slips, but Spoonerisms may also be used for deliberately humorous effect: W. H. Auden referred dismissively to Keats and Shelley as ‘Sheets and Kelly’, while a feminist theatre group toured Britain in the 1970s under the name Cunning Stunts.

Loved that last example. 

Just wanted to be the first to tell you because I am a geek that way.

Happy Pie Making, and sorry to hear about your icky throat and stuff.  I just got over the crud myself.

November 18, 2007

Shakespeare's Sisters- en pas de deux

So, yesterday, a one-hit wonder act I thought was dead shows signs of faint heartbeat. 

Despite the loss of our leading lady, Shakespeare's Sisters has been asked to return to a couple of faire and fund-raising events as street giggers (essentially improv artists with a few bits to show off and who can sort of grease the wheels by interacting with patrons or guests). 

Honestly, that's something Kat and I can do.  So, I am shamelessly ripping off some Abbott&Costello/BlackAdder/Fry&Laurie sketches for potential use. 

We'll see how it pans out. 

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